The Hyper-Space Dimension

You have been warned.

Chapter 1: The World's First Time Machine..................................

    One day, I had an invitation to a party at 3:00. I didn't have a clock, so I had to tell time by my watch. I was walking down to the party, but when I got there, the party was all over. My watch had stopped!
    I then went back to my house to build a kind of large clock. One time while I was building the clock, lots of parts slipped into it & around inside it.
    I then pressed a button on it, & my watch dissapeared. Well, then I said, "well anyway, good rittens. But wait! It must have gone through time! I've invented the world's first time machine!
    I then ran around the neighborhood yelling, "I've invented the worlds first time machine! I've invented the worlds first time machine!", but no one belived me.
    Finally, I said, "come over to my garage & I'll prove it to you."
    The next day all of the people in the neighborhood came to see my so called time machine. I then pressed the button, & I disappeared. But I didn't disappear in time, I disappeared in dimensions............................

Chapter 2: Through The Dimension Tunnel...................................

    I was then falling through a tunnel with brightly glowing colors all around me.
    Several minutes later, I heard a loud blast, & I knew I was in the 4^th dimension (because the colors were glowing even brighter than before). I was then falling through the tunnel at the speed of light, & the light variations from the colors were going past the speed of light.
    Several minutes later, I heared another loud blast & I knew I was in the 5^th dimension (because the colors were glowing even brighter than before). I was then traveling at 1½ times the speed of light & the light variations from the colors were gowing twice as fast as light.
    Several minutes later, I heard another loud blast & I knew I was in the 6^th dimension (because the colors were then glowing even brighter than before). I was then falling through the tunnel at 8 times the speed of light & the light variations from the colors were going 9 times the speed of light.
    Several minutes later, I heard another loud blast & I knew I was in the 7^th dimension (because the colors were glowing even brighter than ever). I was then falling through the tunnel at 28 times the speed of light & the light variations from the colors were going at 29 times the speed of light.
    Several minutes later, I heard another loud blast & I knew I was in the eighth & undiscovered dimension. But the colors had stopped, & I was in the strangest of places.......................................................

Chapter 3: In the EIGHTH Dimension.........................................

    I was then startled when I saw 3 men & 2 women. But, then they revieled that they were freindly. Since I was in the eighth dimension, I had 16 times as much mobility than in the third. So I could run at 192 m.p.h. instead of 12 m.p.h. in the 3^rd dimension.
    I then went to get my eighth dimensional driver's license for an eighth dimensional car.
    Meanwhile, a guy accidentaly pushed the button on the machine & I was back in the third dimension.

• My understanding of higher dimensions probably came from My Favorite Martian, which in one episode trapped Bill Bixby in the fourth dimension. It was cold there, which was why Martians had long ago stopped mucking around with the puny 4th dimension and instead turned invisible via the 5th and 6th dimensions.

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