Roger M. Wilcox's Screenplays
And I use the term "screenplays" here loosely. Very loosely.
Borged to Death! — a rollicking romp through Stephen Ratliff's
"Marrissa" universe of Star Trek: The Next Generation which I first posted
to Usenet in October of 1997. Here are
part 2, and
part 3. (Note: Stephen Ratliff's "Marrissa" storys
[sic] have made him the Ed Wood of Star Trek fanfiction. See why at
the Stephen Ratliff MSTing
The Parody From Hell! — also known as Parody! Crossover! The "Other
Show"!. This is a parody/crossover of Babylon 5 and Star Trek:
The Next Generation, set near the beginning of Babylon 5's second
season. I first posted it to Usenet waaaay back in 1994, in
part 1 and part 2.
Battlestar CRAP-tica is a 1983 rewrite of two
1980 Battlestar Galactica parodies I wrote. It borrowed some ideas
from MAD magazine's satire Cattle-Car Galaxica, and may have even helped to
inspire parts of a Battlestar Galactica parody written by a guy I knew named
Ashby Clark. Note: this "screenplay" is so old, it's not even in real
Star Trick: The Ion Tempest is a 1989 rewrite of
a 1982 parody I wrote of the original Star Trek TV series. It was
inspired by the fact that the movie Forbidden Planet was based on
Shakespeare's play The Tempest, but, darn it, there weren't any episodes of
Star Trek that were based on The Tempest! Note: like
Battlestar CRAP-tica, this "screenplay" is so old it's not even in real
A Bush Carol is a sceenplay I wrote for my
1988 political science class, based on Charles Dickens's similarly-named
classic. The professor for the class had a left-leaning political bent, and
this screenplay reflects that.
Civil War Chess! is another parody of
the original Star Trek TV series, based on the hilarious .signature
line of Dave Spensley. This script is not finished and probably
never will be, because, darn it, I just can't think of anything terribly
humorous to do with the premise.
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